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  • These are the things you think about when you spend a lot of time in the snow

    Dec07snowcommuteIn the wake of the season’s first big snowstorm – where it took me 1:50 to travel 7 miles home from work (including a stop at daycare), and apparently I was one of the lucky ones – I have two passionate declarations to make:

    1. I’m pretty sure I love my snowblower more than I do my children.

    2. It should be illegal to drive a non-AWD or 4WD vehicle in New England in winter. Seriously. It should be like the federal upgrade to digital TV — a forced obsolescence of an antiquated technology for the greater good. Why shouldn’t there be some way to compel drivers to use vehicles that are actually safe to use in a winter environment? I mean, I remember driving my parents’ old RWD Volvo 240 when I was in high school, and literally being unable to make my way up a hill in the snow because the freaking car didn’t have the traction, technology or cojones to power forward despite the fact that it was designed and built in Sweden, a country that – in my head, at least – is covered in snow most of the year. I was a hazard to myself and to other people, and I was acutely aware that it sucked.

    Granted, that was (mumblemumble) years ago, when 4WD was something you only saw in Jeeps. But now… I mean, virtually every manufacturer has AWD options. It’s a fully viable and accessible choice, at least for a lot of people. Maybe I’m the only one who gets sick of seeing Solstices and Corvettes and Bimmer 7’s spinning all over the road – sometimes off a highway, sometimes toward me – but at some point, choosing a car designed for southern California is a choice to naturally select yourself out of the food chain.

    Whatever. Stupid winter driving makes me cranky.

    (photo swiped from Boston.com, btw.)

  • Some of these things suck more than the others (2007 Holiday Edition)

    SUCK: Getting hit by a paralegal who decided to throw her car into reverse and punch the gas, rather than look behind her and calmly pull out of her spot — which is how my workday ended yesterday. One cracked taillight, one cracked rear bumper and one significant dent in the body panel later… I’m looking at a logistical, financial and insurance hassle that, quite frankly, I hadn’t anticipated when I turned off my computer and headed down to the parking lot last night.

    SUCK: Potty training blows the big one. We went through it with TheHurricane, and now we’re in the midst of it with Butterfly. (Rabbit has made it clear she has no interest in the process at this time.) The cool thing is that Butterfly has taken pretty quickly to the idea of peeing on the potty — sure, there are daily accidents (is there anything that puts you in the holiday spirit more quickly than trying to scrub human urine off a wool oriental rug? For the second time that day?), but overall it’s a tremendous developmental jump. The not-so-cool thing is that she’s terrified of doing the poo thing, and as a result hasn’t… uh… unleashed the hounds, shall we say, for five days. I’m pretty sure she’s going to explode soon.

    SUCK: The movie Shooter, which transformed Stephen Hunter’s fantastic thriller Point of Impact into a functional-but-entirely-generic shoot-em-up action spectacular, with a functional-but-entirely-generic Mark Wahlberg playing a haunted ex-military sniper who, per Hunter’s vision, should, would and could have been a career-defining role for a young Clint Eastwood-type… Viggo in full A History of Violence mode is probably a good point of reference. Instead? Another inane film bastardization of a book that deserved much, much better.

    SUCK: This whole Johan Santana thing. The tension is killing me. Yeah, I know… in theory, it’s extremely cool to be able to spend a baseball off-season tantalized by a blockbuster trade on this level (see: Kevin Garnett). On the other hand… the possibility that Santana might land with the Yankees just makes me nauseous, and while I’m loathe (that’s right: I’m loathe) to give up a CF as dynamic and exciting as a young Johnny Damon Jacoby Ellsbury, the thought of a 1-2 Beckett/Santana punch is too much to pass up… and the tension of looking at ESPN.com multiple times every day to see if there’s any progress is beginning to wear on me.

    SUCK: You know what? I’m going to go back to the first one. I’m just really, really ticked off that anyone with the brains to function as a paralegal would do something as stupid as that. She didn’t even really apologize — just stood there talking about how she was planning to go Christmas shopping, and how this was something she didn’t need… meanwhile, I’m just standing there, trying to stay calm and reasonable, picking pieces of my taillight off the ground, resisting the overwhelming temptation to just unleash all kinds of pent-up anger on her. (Good lord, did I want to unleash.) And the ironic part? We just got our other car back from the body shop last weekend. In fact, when I heard her accelerating into me and then the giant SMASH!!!! my first thoughts – beyond the obligatory “Fuck!” – were “I just got finished dealing with this crap…”

    NO SUCK: 13-0. I’m just sayin’… there’s good, and there’s scary good. I think it’s pretty clear which one we’re talking about here.

    NO SUCK: The joy – and really, there is no better word – on my kids’ faces every night when I bring them home, walk into our living room and turn on the Christmas tree. If the sound of three little kids jumping up and down and screaming with delight, “Christmas lights! Christmas lights!” can’t bring a smile to your face, then the great empty black chasm in your chest where your soul should be is even bigger than mine.

  • Walking and chewing gum

    TheWife, at the tail end of a dinner that featured the collaborative destruction of a really great bottle of pinot noir, trying to tell one of our brood to go play with a sibling:

    “Hey, Budg… Bug… Butterfly…”

    (long sigh)

    “Talking is hard.”

  • Song In The Air

    Yeah, it’s been a few days since I’ve posted, which must mean… a music meme! Hooray! (Put down your torches, angry villagers.) This iTunes waste of your time is swiped from Mr. Big Dubya and Phenom, who both apparently swiped it from L.A. Daddy. Just so we’re clear on who to blame.

    How Many Total Songs?
    I’ve currently got 6060 songs on my work iTunes. I would have more… but apparently I’ve choked my hard drive, and repeated pleas to IT to increase my memory – so I can load more music – have landed on deaf ears. It’s tragic.

    Sort By Song Title — First and Last
    First: A-haSpringhouse (note: this song title is apparently unrelated to the Norweigan synth-pop wunderkinds of the same name)

    Last (by name): ZuffLowsunday

    Last (by all): Soul Whirling Somewhere (that’s right… the song title is a hyphen. Beat that.)

    Sort By Time — First and Last
    First: 17Smashing Pumpkins, clocking in at a majestic 0:17. Which probably explains the title.

    Last (by song): Still PointHammock, designed to lull you into unconsciousness (or an altered state of consciousness) at 24:34.

    Last (technically) Turned On — Rollins Band, which shows the entire album listing as a single 1:13:32 song. Which, to be honest, is kind of a pain in the ass if you’re just looking for one particular song on the album.

    Sort By Album – First and Last
    First: A Blues for Buddha Silencers

    Last (by name): You’ll Never Get To HeavenBill Morrissey

    Last (by all): ()Sigur Ros. That’s right — more punctuation. Stupid musicians.

    Sort By Artist – First and Last
    First: AC/DC (this is recent, as I just picked up For Those About To Rock, We Salute You about a month ago. Before that, the longtime first artist I’d see every time I opened up my iTunes was Adorable — whose tremendous Against Perfection is a must-own for anyone who enjoys shoegaze.)

    Last (by name): Zookeeper (see crappy review to the right)

    Last (by all): +44 (the post-Blink-182 band that isn’t Angels and Airwaves. And which, like Zookeeper, sucks. Apparently, this is the sucky end of the alphabet.)

    Top Five Most Played Songs
    1. (tie) Out of Sight/Get On, MeThe Brother Kite – 29 (in truth, this entire album has been played more than 20 times, but it seemed stupid to have songs from a single artist/CD comprise this entire Top Five list)
    2. The EndThe Autumns – 14
    3-5. (tie) Alive AgainIdaho; Song & IA Northern Chorus; An Olive Grove Facing The SeaSnow Patrol – all with 13.

    Find The Following Words. How Many Songs Show Up?
    Sex — 4. Apparently, with three kids, this is no longer a concern for me.
    Death — 15. Apparently, I don’t listen to enough heavy metal.
    Love — 366. Of course, as I am nothing if not Captain Romance.
    You — 728
    Boy — 166. Thanks, in large part, to the Cowboy Junkies, the Scud Mountain Boys, Whipping Boy and Kozelek’s double live album The Little Drummer Boy.
    Girl — 69. Hmm. Make whatever Freudian conclusions you deem appropriate.

    First Five Songs That Come Up On Party Shuffle
    1. Speed To My SideRollerskate Skinny
    2. Carving OswegoElliott
    3. Sick For ToysSugarcubes
    4. Eyes Of A ChildMark Lanegan
    5. OverdriveFoo Fighters

    Thank you for indulging me. And consider yrself tagged.

  • Grinch Ahead: Proceed At Your Own Risk

    This is what we refer to as a strategic error.

    The girls are now 2 1/2, and as we’re headed into the holiday season I’m deeply excited by the chance to psyche them through the roof – for the first time, really, as last year they were still a little young – re: Christmas trees/lights/ornaments, snowfall, presents… the whole December shebang. We’ve already started to see outdoor Christmas lights popping up around our neighborhood at night, which they (and TheHurricane, lest we forget) have all flipped over, and I’ve started laying the groundwork for a potential tree-buying fiasco this coming weekend.

    The success of this holiday campaign clearly rests, however, on the great, furry-red-coat clad shoulders of Santa himself. Subsequently, we made the half-assed decision to initiate a kind of Intro To Santa 101 course for our kids. Our proposed strategy included the viewing of one or more Rankin-Bass specials – as well as an introductory exposure to the timeless-yet-hopelessly depressing A Charlie Brown Christmas – in addition to the purchase and application of some of the major canons of this school of study, e.g. some variation off The Night Before Christmas (possibly featuring Elmo or various and sundry Backyardigans/Wiggles), Olivia Helps With Christmas, and, of course, How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

    With this in mind, last week TheWife went on a Barnes & Noble pilgrimage, and returned with the literary works in question. We started with Olivia, which was a big hit — apparently, anything involving this pushy, loud, obnoxious and thoroughly spoiled little piggy is pure ambrosia to our twins. Emboldened by our success, we passed go and proceeded directly to The Grinch.

    (deep sigh)Grinch

    So here’s the thing. On the one hand, the girls – and TheHurricane – love the book. They love the story, they love the illustrations, they love that they can now recognize the multiple large, green inflated creatures that have risen phoenix-like from the ashes of Thanksgiving to take their place alongside the legions of Frosty the Snowmen and forests of gently glowing candy canes that stand sentry over countless lawns across our fair community.

    On the other… well, I’ll put it this way. How does the Grinch dress for a significant part of the story? Red hat, big sack over his shoulder… that’s right: just like Santa. And what does the Grinch do (at least until the end)? He’s mean. He’s cruel. He’s selfish. He makes his dog sad and breaks the heart of little Cindy-Lou Who (who’s only two, after all — just like my girls) by stealing every lovely, wonderful, glittering vestage of holiday joy.

    In short, he’s a bad guy. Who dresses like Santa.

    (deep sigh)

    The result: my girls now think that Santa is a bad guy who wants to break into our house and steal things.

    (dropping face into hands)

  • Pats 31, Eagles 28

    Patsnov25The Pats’ long march towards immortality took a temporary detour last night when an apparently demonically-possessed AJ Feeley nearly led the Eagles to what would have been a huge upset victory — had Bill Belichick not realized in the second half that running the football was actually allowed, I might be wearing black right now. (Actually, I am wearing black, but not in mourning. So it doesn’t really count.)

    As it happens, I was there to see it.

    What’s mildly ironic about my presence – besides the fact that it was my first Pats game in Foxboro (and, therefore, the last one I’ll ever see, as I’m clearly Brady kryptonite) – was that long before I magically got my hands on tickets last week, I’d actually discussed going to this game with my friend KK back in September. KK is an insane Eagles fan, by which I mean that all through college she slept with a Randall Cunningham poster over her bed, a Randall Cunningham action figure standing on her bedside table (which later perished in a tragic microwave incident), a Randall Cunningham jersey on her skinny little carcass, and the sincere belief in her heart that she and Randall were destined to be together. Fifteen years later, she’s a terrifyingly successful corporate VP — and beyond the fact that she’s transferred her unhealthy obsession to Donovan McNabb, nothing has changed at all.

    I’d tried to lure her up to Boston with the promise of a phenomenal Thanksgiving dinner and a phenomenal ass-whupping four nights later, but she ultimately declined for reasons too stupid to go into.

    However… that didn’t stop me from annoying my friend and fellow shivering Pats fan Swoosh by text-messaging KK periodically throughout the game.

    Me: (8:53pm: Pats up 7-0) FYI — I’m at Foxboro right now. And you suck.

    KK: (8:59pm: 7-7) I suck, as in the Eagles suck? That is not very sporting.

    Me: (9:01pm: Pats up 14-7) You suck because yr not here to watch the Eagles suck in person.

    KK: (9:07pm: 14-14) Tom Brady is a little girl. 14 all.

    Me: (9:08pm: 14-14… I send her the phone camera pic above)

    KK: (9:11pm: 14-14) That’s nice of U to send me a photo of us recovering an onside kick.

    Me: (9:22pm: tension mounting) I wish u were here so I could wound u.

    KK: (9:33pm: Feely keeps completing impossible passes… Eagles fans in my section getting much too confident… Pats fans all feeling very confused by what they’re seeing) You guys are so overrated.

    Me: (9:37pm: I attempt to reclaim the moral high ground by taking a personal shot) Who knew how good u could be without Donovan to hold you back?

    KK: (9:40pm: KK turns delusional) With Donovan, Brady would already be crying in his milk.

    Me: (9:44pm: halftime, Pats hanging on by their fingernails after Gostkowski somehow blows a 32-yard field goal attempt) 24-21.

    KK: (9:47pm: still halftime) But you’re scared.

    She was right, but that was beside the point.

    The important thing is that, in the end, the good guys won and I didn’t get shanked while walking back to my $40 parking spot by a disgruntled Philadelphian.

  • Still haunted by the ’86 Mets

    Don’t you hate it when you have one of those dreams where you’re at a party and your wife flirts nonstop with someone who may or may not be Keith Hernandez – even sitting a little too comfortably on his lap for long periods of time – before you finally leave the party in separate cars, and you’re standing outside of yours just stewing and bitter and unable to give voice to just how angry and uncomfortable you feel, and then your wife starts to drive past you and you suddenly rocket your keys off her windshield, and they explode out into a dozen different directions, and she slams on the brakes and steps out of her car and just looks at you incredulous, and all you can do is hang your head, swallow your anger and say, “I’m sorry”… and then you wake up, and the dream kind of ruins your entire next day?

    (…)

    Uh… yeah… uh… neither do I.

  • The feeling never goes away

    Tbksetlist_2All I can say is… wow.

    Last night I abandoned my wife and children and headed into the big, bad city for an evening of beers and rock and roll! On a school night! (extending devil fingers, á la Dio) As Boom Crash Opera once said, these here are crazy times.

    I met my friend Koko at the Sunset Grill in scenic Allston – home to 112 beers on tap, and nearly 400 more in bottles – and enjoyed a few hours of good food, bad football and generalized trash talk before heading over to Great Scott for an evening with The Brother Kite.

    I’d read that this was supposed to be their EP release event, so I wasn’t quite sure what to expect — being a suburban father of three, it’s not the kind of thing that comes up frequently in my life. I was kind of surprised, though, when we walked in an hour before the official showtime and saw just a couple of dozen people sitting around, chatting and nursing beers, enjoying a low-key evening. “Hey, look,” I said to Koko, pointing over to a nearby table. “Those two guys and that woman? I think they’re in the band.” We looked at them for a minute, then shrugged our shoulders, walked over to the bar and sat down. “Welcome to the glamorous world of indie rock,” said Koko.

    Ninety minutes later, we heard the band doing a final tune-up, and we meandered over to the stage area. We parked ourselves next to the wall – only 8 or 10 feet away from the stage – and watched them go through their last-minute preparations. Finally, after a brief, extremely self-depricating and fairly charming “You’re probably here to see the other bands, but we’re The Brother Kite” intro by Jon Downes, they launched into Get On, Me… and instantly, I was overwhelmed with joy.

    To be honest, before I’d heard the new EP, I’d been concerned about the band’s ability to translate their recorded sound to live performance. Their music is so intricate, with layers upon layers of melody and subtle interplay, and the production – especially on their tremendous second album, Waiting for the Time To Be Right – is so crystalline… my fear was that there’d be no way to recreate that effect outside of the studio. However, the EP featured a live version of that album’s climatic Never In Years which achieved exactly what you’d hope to find in a live performance: a fresh interpretation that adds something new and different to a song you already know and love.

    The show last night made it clear this was no anomaly. While the sound was rough – a function of cheap club speakers – there was no mistaking the beautiful noise the band created. From the one terrific new song they played (called Bleeder, according to the set list Koko grabbed after they were done — see pic above) through the resonant chiming and soaring and aching of Never In Years to the joyous life-retrospective that is Half-Century (or 1/2 100y, according to the set list. I think this may be some kind of geometry, but to be honest I was an English major so that’s just a guess), they had a small but honestly enthusiastic group of friends, family and appreciative listeners frantically bobbing their heads along in time throughout the too-short set.

    And then… it was over. Koko – who midway through the set had declared his intentions and noted that he was the proud owner of a robust collection of personally-claimed Luna set lists – wasn’t shy about walking up to the stage two minutes later to ask for the set list. The band generous acquiesced, and then Koko pointed out to Patrick (lead singer, guitarist) that I was the guy he’d e-mailed and invited the previous week (see comments at the bottom of the link). He waved hi, I waved hi back, then quickly shook his hand and expressed my gratitude at what I’d just seen.

    Pretty cool.

    So. Koko and I repaired to the bar end of Great Scott, where I finished the Sam Oktoberfest I’d been nursing since before the show started. A few minutes later, drummer Matt walked by and set up a little schwag booth near the front door — Koko, properly moved by what he’d just seen, wandered over and picked up a few items (I purchased the comely and all-cotton black t-shirt pictured above) while enjoying a brief conversation with a guy who he’d referred to less than three minutes before as “an incredible fucking drummer.” Which was also pretty cool.

    And it was at this point, laden with fresh goods and good spirits, that we decided to call it a night (especially given that we both needed to be at work bright and early the next/this morning). We made our way toward the steps by the front door, and I was on maybe the second or third step when out of the corner of my eye I suddenly saw someone purposefully moving toward us. It was Patrick, who again extended his hand and said something to the effect of “Thanks again for coming out to see us.” Looking face-to-face with him (at this point I should mention that Patrick is reeeeeeally tall – 6-5 or something – and this perspective was possible only because I was standing at least two steps above ground level) I stammered something along the lines of “Hey, thank you so much for the invitation, and for giving me an excuse to come out. You guys were incredible, and I’m so glad that I saw you live.” He thanked me again, and then Koko and I headed out into the chilly, early November evening.

    Standing outside on Comm Ave., watching the T go by, I stood there amazed for a minute. “Am I hallucinating,” I asked, “or did the lead singer of the band that I came out to see tonight just thank me for coming?” Koko just laughed. “That was pretty incredible,” he said.

    My face was wall-to-wall grin. “Honestly, I don’t know how I could be much happier right now,” I said, to myself as much as to my friend.

    And we walked off into the night.

  • I just need to feel you

    A dozen songs by bands I’ve seen live, in honor of the fact that I’m planning to attend my first live concert in about a thousand years — thanks to a very kind invitation (scroll down to the comments) and a wife who owes me big for five days of three-on-one childcare while she visited multiple coasts on business:

    1. Richard Thompson: 1952 Vincent Black Lightning
    TheWife (who was, at the time, TheGirlfriend) and I saw him at some goofy hippie festival in Marin County back in the late 90s. It was a daytime show, just him standing alone on a stage with his guitar, running through a 90-minute career retrospective while maybe three or four dozen people sat on the grass, enjoying über-organic picnic foods and some really wonderful music. The crime, of course, was the fact that beyond those three or four dozen people, there were probably close to a hundred tie-dyed morons too busy milling around the hand-crafted bong vendors to pay attention to the legendary singer/songwriter/guitarist performing for their benefit. At one point, a couple of women started doing the “dancing in circles, seeing the music” thing, and Thompson noted their enthusiasm by offering to play some Grateful Dead covers. Very, very funny guy.

    2. Red House Painters: I Am A Rock
    I dragged TheWife and our friend KK to the Great American Music Hall to see Kozelek & Co., who had billed their music as “dreary slop.” Good times! When RHP first stepped on stage, Kozelek announced, “Welcome to the Three Hour Tour. We’re calling it that because that’s about the average length of show we’re putting on. Hope you’re comfortable!” TheWife and KK were more than a little horrified, but I was thrilled: three-plus hours with the kings of sadcore.

    A big surprise: they were loud as hell. On CD, RHP was all acoustics and echoes and hushed, sad vocals… live, they were wall-shakers, with melodies rising out of the waves of feedback and guitar crunch. Despite the volume, however, it was a 9pm show… and RHP didn’t actually come on until about 10:30 or 11pm… so by 1pm, both TheWife and KK were actually falling asleep at our table. (Yes, the Great American Music Hall occasionally had tables. It was sweet.) So I had to leave early. Damn you, fatigue! (shaking fist)

    3. Rollins Band: You Didn’t Need
    This was a transformative experience for me. In the summer of 1991, in an attempt to recover from what I can only describe as a romantic apolcalypse, I found myself living in a welfare motel on Cape Cod (yes, such things do exist), working part-time at a pizza place and trying not to get shot and/or stabbed by the… uh… colorful crowd that frequented the bar on the motel’s first floor. As it happened, that summer also marked the very first Lollapalooza — and in a late-season attempt to try to re-enter society, I enlisted my friend Shinowski to join me at Great Woods for the show.

    Rollins was the opener, and while the great majority of the crowd was still out in the parking lot getting loaded, Shinowski and I were in our seats, soaking up what very quickly became a completely spellbinding exercise in rage. I was entranced: here was a guy pounding out song after song about pain, and anger, and betrayal, and… well, basically all the stuff that had been bouncing around my head during my time in the welfare motel. It was cathartic, and coupled with a not-dissimilar set from Nine Inch Nails (who, remember, were a new and largely unheard phenomenon at the time) opened my eyes to the joys of really, really angry music.

    The next day, I hauled ass to the only Newbury Comics on Cape Cod and picked up shiny new cassettes of both Turned On and Pretty Hate Machine. It’s not an exaggeration to say that my life was really never the same again afterwards.

    4. The Posies: Dream All Day
    Ah, the Posies. TheWife’s favorite band of the 90s. We saw them at Slim’s in San Francisco, where they put on a tremendous performance despite the fact that either Jon or Ken was ready to die from the flu, and either Ken or Jon was sporting one of the most dynamic electric purple hairdye jobs I’ve ever seen. I don’t really remember much more, but that’s honestly more a reflection of our robust… uh… dinner at the Twenty-Tank Brewery across the street beforehand than the show itself.

    5. Low: Canada
    This would be the last show that I saw: Eitzel opening for Low at the Black Cat in DC, three years ago. Which, coincidentally, was also the last time that TheWife and I spent a night away together without children. Which, coincidentally, may have also been the weekend that we… uh… generated the twins who showed up the following summer. (Granted, my math is kind of fuzzy, so this may not be entirely accurate…. but the important thing is that I’ve convinced my friend Angus, in whose home we were staying at the time, that this is the case — thereby skeeving him out forever.)

    6. Billy Bragg: An Accident Waiting To Happen
    This was a nice win-win scenario for TheWife and me: a dual-headliner bill at Boston’s Harbor Lights Pavilion, with Billy Bragg and Barenaked Ladies. Despite running into a kinda-sorta ex-girlfriend of mine before the show started – and despite the fact that I had to sit through nearly 2 hours of Barenaked Ladies – we had a terrific time. Like Richard Thompson, Bragg performed solo — just him, his guitar, his voice and his trenchant sense of humor. His between-song patter was something close to stand-up comedy (Billy on his infant son: “He’s just starting to learn to talk. Simple stuff, like mama, dada, international socialism now…”), and his actual performance… well, if you know anything about Billy Bragg, you know that he’s an absolutely electric live performer. In the once and future words of the NBA’s marketing department: faaaaaaantastic.

    7. The Blue Nile: Stay
    The Blue Nile is something of an enigma. Three Scottish guys who rarely record (4 albums over the course of the past 23 years), hardly ever tour, and who have a small but devoted US cult audience of people (like me) who are left dumbstrick by their “yearning for something loved and lost at 3am in the rain” aesthetic. That being said… the moment I found out they were touring the US, I couldn’t buy my tickets fast enough. We saw them at the Fillmore in San Francisco – the only show I ever saw there – with The Sunshine Club (a lovely and long-forgotten SF sadcore band) opening… just lovely.

    8. Mark Eitzel: Sacred Heart
    I’ve seen Eitzel twice in concert: once at the aforementioned Low show in DC, and once a few years ago at the Great American Music Hall, which I described (sort of) here. I can appreciate that he’s something of an acquired taste, but for me he’s an absolute touchstone. What Bukowski was to poetry, Carver was to short stories and Russell Banks – at his best – is to long-form fiction, Eitzel is to song.

    (As an aside… I’m not the kind of guy who buys a lot of “Live” CDs, but I have to say that Eitzel’s Songs of Love is a tremendously moving document of a performer at his peak. Just so you know.)

    9. Buffalo Tom: Taillights Fade
    We saw them at Boston’s Avalon in early September of ’99. We’d just moved back to the east coast from San Francisco, and were preparing for our wedding later that month up in Maine. This concert was meant to be one of our last evenings out as unmarried people, so we thought we’d do it right with a loooooong Beer Works dinner followed by a couple of hours enjoying one of our favorite bands. Which we did. To be honest, I don’t recall anything about the show itself – other than the general impression that we had a good time – but I do remember the pleasant surprise of running into my friend Shinowski’s sister. She was out with some friends (who we didn’t meet), so we only talked to her for two or three minutes, but I remember giving her a big hug and talking about how excited she was to join us up north in a few weeks.

    A little more than a month later, we buried her.

    10. Big Country: In A Big Country
    It was close to a decade past their heyday, but Big Country put on a tremendous show for a huge, drunken crowd in one of Cork’s larger clubs. Easily the closest I came to a full-on mosh pit in Ireland. GREAT time.

    11. The Bats: Dancing As The Boat Goes Down
    We saw them in Boston’s Middle East downstairs waaaaaay back in the early 90s. They were part of the NoiZyland Tour (say it out loud and it makes sense), a coast-to-coast tour of three of Kiwipop’s finest: The Jean-Paul Sartre Experience, The Bats and Straitjacket Fits. We were just out of college and probably only a month or two into our first crappy jobs, so the idea of going to a concert on a school night – knowing we’d have to be back at our desks, bright-eyed and bushy tailed at 9am the next morning – was an entirely new experience for TheGirlfriendWhoBecameTheWife and me. Perhaps presaging our Red House Painters experience, she got sleepy about three songs into the Fits segment, so we left early… but really, we were there for The Bats. Joyous, jangly, strummingly hummable music that had caught my attention months before — and whom I’d subsequently introduced to this very, very pretty girl. I loved that she was willing to listen to something different. I loved that she was willing to go to some club on a Tuesday night to see a bunch of antipodians hammer away at their instruments. And, most of all, I loved that she was willing to do it all with me.

    12. The Afghan Whigs: Debonair
    One of the best shows I ever attended. The Whigs were relishing their monent of great triumph – their terrific album Gentleman was garnishing real airplay – and I was head over heels for their unique brand of bitterness and rhythmic complexity. The Spinanes opened, and if you’ve never thought that two people could make just as much wonderful noise as a full 4- or 5-piece… well, before I saw the Spinanes, I wouldn’t have thought so, either. And then the Whigs came out and completely wrecked house. About halfway through the show, they busted out a New Order cover – I think it was “Blue Monday,” although to be honest I’m not sure – which testified to both A) Greg Dulli’s sense of humor, and B) their ability to make anything sound completely kickass. Afterwards, Dulli was kind of chuckling to himself as the band played the opening notes of “Debonair”… and in that split second right before the song kicked into full gear, he screamed “New Order rules” and then the song exploded into full fury and the crowd went completely berserk and…

    Damn, that was fun.

  • Halloween 2007

    Here’s hoping yours involved less vomiting than mine…Halloween2007_11